Male: Middle School - Adult Audition Information
Audition Materials
Please prepare one minute of Empty Chairs and Empty Tables from Les Miserables or Make ‘Em Laugh from Singing in the Rain.
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Monologue
“She asks me to watch her puppy, Oscar. I say sure, I mean, how bad could it be to watch an innocent, harmless, cute little puppy? Right? Right? WRONG! It was a nightmare if there ever was one. Look at me! Do you see the bags under my eyes? I look like I went twelve rounds with Muhammad Ali. I look horrible!
She tells me, like it’s noooooo big deal. She says, “Hey would you mind watching my puppy for me for three days?” I said, “Sure, no problem.” No problem!
This dog has NOT stopped barking his tiny sqeaky voice, (imitates dog) Maar, Maaar,Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar! Didn’t stop barking for the entire night. Maaar, Maaar, Maaaaaaaaaaaaaar! Like a wolf howling in the night. Kept me up! I tossed and turned and tossed and turned some more. I felt like a 1980’s break dancer.
Finally it’s time to go to work. I was actually excited to go to work for once in my life. Work was somehow a better option than staying home with Maar, Maaar, MAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!
But guess what?! When I stepped foot into my kitchen, I found myself sliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiding alllllllll the waaaaaaaaaaaay ACROSS the kitchen and FLAT DEAD ON MY BACK! I have bruises the size of boulders…and DOG ahhhhhh! SO, I’m going to shut up now before I find myself passed out in a hospital from dog anxiety!”